Gary Delaney

Stand up comedian (Mock The Week) and writer

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Gary Delaney is widely regarded as being the most quotable one-liner comic in the country. He projects the barely hidden delight of a cheeky schoolboy and the audience can't help but be carried along by his infectious charm.

A regular guest on Mock The Week and 7 Day Saturday, plus appearances on Dave's One Night Stand, Twitter-based panel show Ten Million Comedians, Channel 4's Robert's Web, Loose Ends and Russell Kane's Whistle-Stop Tour.

Gary has also written extensively for TV and Radio including, 8 Out Of 10 Cats, League Of Their Own,10 O'Clock Live, The British Comedy Awards and The News Quiz.

His debut show Purist was a big hit at the Edinburgh Festival in 2010, selling out every night and receiving many four and five star reviews.


I was very happy with the service and performance. It is the first time I have booked a comedian and I was very impressed with the way Gary Delaney was keen to personalise his routine and understand the audience. I somehow expected him to just turn up and perform a standard set.

David Holden - McDonalds Restaurants Limited.

Razor sharp one-liners.

Daily Telegraph.

Superfast one-liners come at you like Keanu Reeves slinging punches in the Matrix finale.

The Sunday Times.

We worked with Gary Delaney in February 2014, commissioning him to write and film to camera 50 puns for use in an innovative new Blippar comedy download campaign for Foster's. We chose Gary, not only as his is one the best pun writers in the country, but also because has a brilliant comedy writing CV. We needed comedy talent who could deliver to a brief and in a tight time-frame and Gary delivered that spot-on. He was very professional to work with and his writing on this project only further proved to us what a super-skilled comedy talent he is. He was accommodating with any suggestions from the Client in terms of filming direction and most of all great fun to work with! We're looking forward to working with Gary again and would have no hesitation whatsoever in recommending him to any of our corporate Clients.


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Gary Delaney

Stand up comedian (Mock The Week) and writer

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