Hal Cruttenden
One of the UK's top working comedians

Hal Cruttenden is one of the top comedians working in the UK today, as well as being a highly accomplished writer and actor. Recent television appearances include 'Michael McIntyre's Comedy Roadshow' (BBC1), 'The Royal Variety Performance (ITV),'Comedy Rocks' (ITV) and 'The Rob Brydon Show' (BBC2), 'Comedy Central at the Comedy Store' (Comedy Central) and John Bishop's Only Joking' (Sky 1).
In 2012 he was nominated for 'Best Club Act' at the prestigious Chortle Awards, his stand up show 'Tough Luvvie' was a complete sell-out at the Edinburgh Festival and transferred to the Soho Theatre London for a short run, and he appeared at his second comedy Gala at the Montreal Just For Laughs Festival (hosted by Howie Mandel) for CBC.
Hal Cruttenden is a regular at all the top UK comedy clubs and has supported Stephen Merchant, Rob Brydon, Sean Lock, Ardal O'Hanlon and Omid Djalili on their nationwide tours.
Exclusive interview with Hal Cruttenden
I just wanted to let you know that Hal went down a storm. Everyone loved him and I have had no negative feedback whatsoever. In fact, most people said that it was one of the best comedians we have had over the years. He hit just the right note.
He went down an absolute storm, they really loved him and we had so many positive comments last night. He handled them perfectly, they can be quite a rowdy bunch but he kept them really engaged which was fantastic! It’s always lovely working with Hal, he’s a great guy.
It all went very well. Hal was great, the stand-up was very funny, and he interacted well with the audience. The awards went well too. He was also very pleasant and easy to deal with.
Hal was a great speaker, very professional, very well received and was a pleasure to work with. He made the awards ceremony, which can be boring, entertaining and light hearted, but also kept the feeling that we are there to celebrate companies hard work.
Short answer – he was hilarious!!! Had a great rapport with the audience and the sponsors as they came up to present, chatted away to winners when they collected their award, and really went down well with everyone. Nothing but positive feedback from all guests, and he was a nice guy as well so good from an organiser point of view too.
I wanted to that to say Hal was wonderful - on stage and off. He was very happy to mix in and was very relaxed which is very important to us. Please thank him for us for being such a lovely guy.
Hal was absolutely fantastic and he went down a storm with the guests. Such a lovely man who was a pleasure to have met.
Hal was very professional before the event as well as helpful and co-operative on the night. His performance was very funny and had just the right level of tailored material for what was quite a select audience - thank you!
How to book Hal Cruttenden for your event
To book Hal Cruttenden, please submit an online enquiry, email bookings@nmp.co.uk or speak with one of our booking agents on +44 (0)1372 361 004.

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